Dearest Mother, Well i am settled in here at Offut AFB and on the other side of this postcard is the future of atomic weapons! The Strategic Intercontinental Ballistic Missile and it can fly over to those Godless Cretins in Russia and carry multiple warheads that can go to other cities! Nikita You can run but you will just die tired! ha ha! just a little air force humor. The joint chiefs of staff claim Bombers will be obsolete! ain't that something mother,Just when i am finally closing the bomber gap!Damn technology!Its kinda hard to be in control of so many weapons,Most think the President is in charge of the ole nuclear dropkick option. its godlike having the power to smite a country of atheists who are unholy Communist Heathens at will and i am sure the good lord will be calling upon my services in the near future and i will be ready to lay that land of atheist mongoloids into a smoking waste,Excuse me Mother for sounding harsh and i am sorry if i sound angry, but since Cuba went to hell i am just ready to snap.Enough politics. On a good note your suite here at Offut AFB down in the command & control Bunker is waiting, some of the non-coms call it the hole, and it will probably stick unfortunately, but your decorators have prepared a beaut of a place for you and father,and i assure you this is the safest place to be in a shooting war. I sincerely hope you can talk him out of riding out a nuclear war in the Fallout Shelter in the basement!Geeez the rooskies hate me so much they have a target package for our entire neighborhood and our house is Ground Zero!so please have him call me and talk some sense into him,gotta run mother going over to Turkey to oversee the removal of some Rockets work work work! Your Loving Son, General Curtis LeMay USAF
C/O Offutt Air Force Base
GCL ADJUTANT
STRATEGIC AIR COMMAND(PRIORITY)
COMMAND AND CONTROL SUBLVL 11a
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