Dear MOM............(the lost postcards of the atomic era)

Dear Mother,
            I just had to show you one of the air bases the president has put me in charge of its a great place ! And behind those people is one of my new bombers made to carry the mark 5 series atomic weapon into combat, geez, the Pentagon just keeps ordering more ever since that whole cuban thing last month, i promised that i would nuke those commies back to the stone age and by god i can do it! also mother your suite at the Strategic Air Command Bunker is almost finished and i need to know what paint color you decided on and carpet so please get back to me ASAP! Well i gotta oversee my airborne alert flights operation (those commies over at the Kremlin are scared witless of the B-52 series of bombers) we kinda fly close to their airspace and i need to be around in case i have to nuke the soviet union to a cinder, codes you know! love ya mom!
                                         Your Loving Son,
                                     General Curtis LeMay, USAF